*The video starts out with a cheesy flight school intro*
Terroriser: Is there any problem with me dressed like a parakeet?
Vanoss: Yes, wheres your uniform?
Terroriser: Uh, i didn't get the memo, no one told me i had to wear-
Vanoss: At least the pig wearing the fluorescent green hoodie tried to look like us.
Wildcat: Yeah look at this dumbass, hes not even wearing a uniform. You look like a fucking idiot dude, comes to flight school dressed like that am i right guys? God we look so much better than him.
Lui: (Squeaker voice) Okay first things first maggots! Before you go through this metal detector you have to get rid of any metal objects on your person.
Vanoss: Okay, So i put it in this bin right here (Throwing sticky bombs into the bin)
Lui: (Squeaker Voice) Yes, put it in this tray.
Delirious: Shit (Laughing)
Vanoss: Man, my pockets are real full. There's a lot of shit in here.
Delirious: Gotta drop your weapons too.
Wildcat: I have a bunch of gasoline i'll put it in there. I'm missing, i'm spilling a bit, haven't made any of it in there yet. Alrighty that should do it.
*Wildcat pulls out a pistol and shoots the gasoline, igniting it*
Lui: Uh, Wildcat that's not metal!
Delirious: Oh shit run! *Suddenly, the sticky bombs explode, killing Vanoss.*
Vanoss: OH NO!
(Random laughter can be heard from everyone)
Delirious: I knew that was gonna go to hell.
Vanoss: Okay, did we pass the security check?
Delirious: Uh, flying colors.
Vanoss: Sir, let me ask the two guards did we pass the security check.
*Both guards are dead*
Vanoss: Uh i think that's a yes.
Delirious: Oh shit there a gun poking through the door watch out.
Nogla: Oh shit there is a -(Random Scream)
*Everybody is laughing*
Wildcat: That fucking sound though
*Nogla's scream is played three times, the third one is in slow motion*
Vanoss: Okay, i need to get my late slip
Delirious: Your all late.
Vanoss: I had trouble with the bus, it blew up like three times.
*Dramatic music starts playing, a card shows "EARLIER" on the screen.
Vanoss *Trying to jump out of a helicopter* I'm gonna die, can't jump out, its not letting me jump out.
Delirious: Did you die?
Vanoss: I have stars! x2 Shit!
Delirious: Can you make it over here?
Vanoss: I'm gonna try, protect me. Oh shit, there's a tank!
Delirious: Theres a fucking tank i don't wanna get stars
Vanoss: Hold on guys, wait up.
Delirious: Your gonna die, run.
Vanoss: No, wait. I just want to go to flight school! I paid for this.
Lui: Vanoss is on top of a building look at him.
Vanoss: I paid for this flight school, the hell man. Dude they really punish you at this flight school for being late. They start shooting guns at you and tanks. *Vanoss drops down from the hangar* Oh no, *Vanoss is then killed by a tank*
*Random laughter and chatter can be heard from everyone*
Delirious: Well, Vanoss just got expelled guys
On the next try, Vanoss tries to get there in a Entity XF with Terroriser as passenger.
Vanoss: Oh, thats two tanks! That's two tanks! Theres two tanks. We gotta go, oh no, NO!
Delirious: *Random laughter*
Vanoss: Get out get out get out, punch through, punch through this door, punch through the door. I'm in! *Laughing* Okay punch this side!
*Terroriser is unable to enter and explodes*
Vanoss: No! Terroriser didn't make it...
Terroriser: I didn't get to learn how to read!
Nogla: Come on come on come on NO! *Dies*
Vanoss: Oh god his body's stuck through the door!
Lui: At least Nogla made it but he's not alive.
*Random laughter from everyone can be heard as Nogla fails to enter again.
Delirious: Nogla your dead, your not allowed in the school go away.
*Noglas rage scream and rape scream is replayed again*
Vanoss: *Tosses a C4 at Delirious* Hey sorry i'm late for class
Lui: Do you have enou-
*Vanoss detonates the C4, killing Delirious.*
Delirious: Oh shit! (Laughing)
Vanoss: Sorry i'm late
Delirious: I saw, i saw something drop in front of me.
Vanoss: What happened to that guy? He had his peroid and alcohol for the first time. What a rough day.
Wildcat: Check out how cool we look in our pilot suits
Vanoss: I know
Wildcat: We look so awesome, man we look all epic and shit
Vanoss: Everybody pull up your scoreboard, which guy doesn't belong?
*Everybody starts laughing at Wildcat, who is the odd one out
Wildcat: Fuck you i fit in perfectly!
Nogla: They're all spawning like crazy. *Suddenly the titans spawned together explode*
Vanoss: Oh my god what is going on over there!
*More titans explode*
Vanoss: WHOA! WHOA GET IN THERE MINI LADD! GET IN THERE *laughing* OH SHIT OUR CARS ON FIRE, This is awesome!
Nogla/Wildcat: Holy fucking shit!
Vanoss: Get out the car get out the car!
Wildcat: Like the fucking apocalypse.
Wildcat: Titan orgy COMMENCE!
Vanoss: Oh oh there it goes *The titans intersect with one another and explode* THERE IT GOES, GET IN THERE, GET IN THERE WILDCAT GET IN THERE.
Lui: Did you see that plane pop out?
Vanoss: Yes, was it a boy or a girl?
Wildcat: Its a boy!
*Vanoss is about the board the new DLC plane, but when he opens it, Mini Ladd is crushed by the door and then thrown into the air*
Vanoss: Wait actu- Whoa you landed on your feet!
Mini Ladd: Ow fuck, i wasn't ready!
Vanoss: Dude that was amazing
Mini Ladd: I know i'm just that good.
Droid: Alright Muchachos benedos welcome to my flight school i'm gonna teach you's ermmm how to fly how to perform tricks. As you can see i've brought my plane.
Wildcat: Are you gonna be flying in that thing?
Droid: Er yes it was built by the Aztec's, and then it was brought down by my well... grandparents.
Wildcat: Can it even get off the ground?
Droid: You know cabrone, you being a little bitch. And i'm gonna show you okay?
Vanoss: Are we gonna learn how to fly like Tom Cruise?
Droid: Yes, erm we might be in the sequel
*Random Spanish language can be heard from Droid as he tries to get the plane off the ground*
Droid: Are you guys watching me? This is how you do it, okay. The first thing you wanna do is.
*Vanoss has C4 attached to the plane, which blows up the plane in mid air and crashes to the ground.*
Wildcat: Holy shit, the way it launched clearly to the left.
Wildcat: Heeey everybody, i have a special talent i would like to share with you, i can make beautiful songs with my nose. Ready here i go.
*Wildcat sings Jingle Bells, but gives out after a second.*
Wildcat: Thats all i got.